The Safari Truth - What no-one tells you (but I will)

There’s just something about the word safari, isn’t there? You picture lions at sunset, elephants casually walking by your tent, and that kind of deep, golden silence that hits you right in the soul.

And honestly? It is like that. But also—there’s a side of safari that no one really talks about.

So I’m here to give it to you straight (with a few laughs thrown in), because even the “less glamorous” stuff is what makes safari so special. Here’s what those glossy brochures won’t tell you—and why I still think it’s the most extraordinary trip you’ll ever take.

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1. Yes, you’ll be woken up at 5am. No, thats not a mistake.

I’m 100% not a morning person, but trust me on this one. That pre-sunrise alarm? It’s brutal… until you’re wrapped in a blanket, sipping hot coffee, watching the sky turn pink as giraffes stroll by.

Turns out, early mornings are the moment. You won’t miss the sleep—I promise.

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2. The animals don’t care about your schedule

Out there, nature runs the show. You might spend an hour watching a lion snore, or see a warthog scratch its bum on a tree (yes, that happened).

But then, when you least expect it—the wow moment. A leopard leaps out of the grass. A cheetah takes off. It’s unscripted and completely unpredictable… which is exactly what makes it so thrilling.

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3. You’ll get dusty. You’ll get bumpy. You’ll love it.

The roads are rough, the vehicles are open, and that fine red dust? It’ll find its way into every corner of your life (including your socks). If you think the sand at the beach is bad - it’s nothing. Add a few curious mosquitoes into the mix, and yep—it’s full immersion.

Still, there’s something weirdly amazing about it all. Just pack smart, bring the good bug spray, and ladies—do yourself a favor: pack a decent sports bra. You’ll thank me later.

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4. Wi-Fi is optional. Connection is not.

Yes, some lodges have Wi-Fi… sort of. But the truth is, it’s hit or miss. And honestly? You’ll stop caring after about a day.

The real connections out there are the ones you make with nature, with the people around you, and with yourself. There’s something about sitting around a campfire under a million stars that makes you forget what you were even checking your phone for.

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5. Luxury might be a shower under the stars

Not every safari camp has air conditioning and gourmet dining (although some absolutely do). But even the most “rustic” setups deliver five-million-star views and the kind of peace you won’t find anywhere else.

And no matter where you stay, you’ll be welcomed like family, fed like royalty, and surrounded by the kind of beauty that makes your heart pause for a second.

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6. Patience is everything—And that’s the point

It’s not unusual to spend 45 minutes watching a zebra blink. Just blinking. Then, out of nowhere, a lioness pops out of the bushes and reminds us all who’s really in charge.

Safari isn’t about instant gratification—it’s about slowing down, staying present, and letting the wild reveal itself in its own time. And when it does? Wow.

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7. You’ll laugh. You might cry. You’ll definitely feel something.

From watching a baby elephant face-plant into the ground to witnessing a predator in full hunt mode, safari brings all the feelings. It’s raw and real and beautiful—and sometimes a little brutal.

But more than anything, it reminds you what it means to feel. It’s a reconnection to the wild parts of the world—and of yourself.

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8. You’ll be planning your next safari before you even leave

Here’s the thing no one warns you about: one safari is never enough. The stillness, the animals, the wide open skies—they get under your skin in the best possible way.

You’ll find yourself already daydreaming about the next trip before your return flight even takes off. And you’re not alone.

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Let’s create your safari story

Every safari is different—because every traveler is different. Whether you’re dreaming of the Serengeti, the Okavango Delta, or a quiet private reserve in South Africa, I can help you find the right fit.

From trusted advice to handpicked lodges, you’re in good hands. I’ll help you skip the stress and focus on what really matters: having the trip of a lifetime.

Ready to plan something truly wild?

Let’s talk safari.